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Season 7 Tier List + Commentary

Note: Episodes are tiered to the show as a whole, not the one season
Some continuity with Cartman’s anal probe and the idea of Earth as a reality show is interesting enough, but has little to offer on re-watches and the Jeff Goldblum semantics grow tiring. Tier (B)
Krazy Kripples
The Cristopher Reeve sideshow is off-putting and the ending feels overly wishful. Amusing scene in China Wok though. Tier (C)
Toilet Paper
One of the show’s hidden gems, stringing along a number of film references (the wiffle batting overdone) and other gags (Cartman’s long-winded alibi). Josh (the Hannibal Lector kid) has the mannerisms/dialogue down to a T, with great chemistry in every scene. Tier (S)
I’m a Little Bit Country
For a change, provides some illuminating political commentary. Tier (S)
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
A mildly funny running gag that’s stretched far too thin. What is up with the show’s Ben Affleck obsession? The meaning of taco-flavored kisses incidentally flew over my head as a kid. Tier (C)
Lil’ Crime Stoppers
Solid but drags in pacing and doesn’t feel particularly original. Takes the boys forever to recover the doll in the first place and the accidental carnage is recycled from Krazy Kripples. Tier (B)
Red Man’s Greed
Ironic looking back from Covid. Plot is rather flimsy though, the highlight being the town letting their roulette winnings ride. Also whenever a casino comes up in an animated series, one of the cast *has* to have a gambling problem. Tier (C)
South Park Is Gay!
Refreshing interlude between the costume change and shock of the guys acting effeminate. A running motif across the show is one of the Stan/Kyle duo letting down the other. Also, crab people. Tier (A)
Christian Rock Hard
Nails it with the Christian Rock angle (Cartman’s savvy and the act’s quality are impressive in real terms) and the commentary on broken music industry economics (reborn from subscription/ad-supported streaming in the last decade) also lands, if not as polished. Tier (S)
Grey Dawn
Faded not so much because of the show’s short window tracking current events (there was a spate of fatal collisions involving elderly drivers in a short period), but because of the plodding way it tackles them (90% hyperbole, 10% Country Kitchen). Tier (D)
Casa Bonita
Cartman at his best, as he pulls out all the stops to get invited to Kyle’s party. The plausibility of his ruse (to a child at least) is what really makes this great comedy. Tier (S)
All About Mormons
Inspired a whole musical. This episode was critiqued for unfairness to Mormons but on the contrary, it glosses over some of the faction’s more unsavory origins (polygamy, child brides etc.) as well as the tendency for fundamentalist religion at large to instill closeted thinking/behavior versus open-mindedness. I have to side with Stan here. Tier (B)
Butt Out
A lot of topics are up for debate but smoking is honestly indefensible. As something toxic not only to those who do it but bystanders as well. Tier (F)
Two neat in-universe additions (Goth Kids and Raisins), some grounded life lessons, and Jimmy’s botched delivery of Stan’s message. What’s there not to like? Tier (S)
It’s Christmas in Canada
A bonus episode winged on short notice. Plot (Wizard of Oz parody) is fairly deconstructed. Also Kenny’s first death since season 5. Tier (C)
Overall: Doesn’t have the consistency of the two seasons surrounding it, but a number of standout episodes in between.
Season 1 here
Season 4 here
Season 5 here
Season 8 here
Season 12 here
Season 13 here
Season 14 here
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Does Anyone Remember

Saw a clip of the infamous "Poor and Stupid" SouthPark episode and it led me down an inconclusive rabbit hole, so figured I'd pose the question to NASCAR.
Does anyone remember Does anyone have archives of it? Saved photos? Remnants?
It was a weird Geocities site kind organized in the same vein as Jayski, but the guy running it would do mock firesuits for each of the show's main characters - including alternate liveries. So there'd be a row of Stan's in 2004 Kasey Kahne firesuits, spanning everything from his regular livery to the Vegas Casino & Mountain Dew special schemes. He did this for every driver and multiple seasons, around 2003-2005. I believe most of the firesuits he made in MS Paint, but they were extremely detailed for pixel art.
Even crazier, the guy also had a portion of his website dedicated to a hypothetical NASCAR South Park episode, where Cartman becomes a NASCAR driver. It wasn't just a brief synopsis, but written out like a proper script and with audio hyperlinks spliced in here and there.
This was six years before the South Park episode actually aired, and the script itself referenced Dale Earnhardt Sr as a live character (which means he wrote it prior to 2001), so I'm interested to compare the real episode, versus the script this random guy on Geocities wrote.
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[USA] [H] PS4-PSP, X360, Xbox, NES-Wii, Gameboy, Sega Games, SNES Classic | [W] Metroid Games, Fantasy Life (3DS), Offers

Going to post my list to reddit this time, sorry if I break any thumbs or scroll wheels. I'm looking for Metroid games, Dead Space collectibles, or something from my wants list. I'd also entertain any offers you have. My confirmed trades
My wants list (also accepting offers):
Dreamcast Super NES Playstation 2 Playstation
Canon Spike Earthbound CiB Rule of Rose Einhander Blades of Time
EGG Elemental Gimmick Gear EVO The Search fo Eden Ghost in the Shell Bullet Witch
Giga Wing Super Metroid CiB Diablo Final Fantasy 13-2 and 3
Giga Wing 2 Super Mario RPG CiB Golden Axe (360)
Illbleed Hunter The Reckoning
Power Stone Jade Empire
Power Stone 2 King of Fighters IX
Resident Evil 2 Lollipop Chainsaw
Resident Evil 3 Ninety-Nine Nights
Shenmue Odomedius Excellent
Sword of the Berserk Gut's Rage Outlaw Volleyball
The Typing of The Dead (and keyboard) Rumble Roses
Summoner 2
What I have for trade is below. A-E is case condition. All cases are A, unless noted otherwise. 5-1 is disc condition and all discs are 5, unless noted otherwise. Carts are loose, unless noted and discs are complete, unless noted.
*PS4 *
Batman Arkham Knight
Bloodborne (sealed)
Call of Duty: Black Ops 3
Destiny 2
Everybodys Golf
Far Cry 4
Final Fantasy Type-0 Collectors Edition
Guitar Hero Live (hard trade with controller)
Just Cause 3
Killzone Shadow Fall
Mass Effect Andromeda (sealed)
Megaman Legacy Collection 2 (sealed)
Mighty No. 9 (also kickstarter things)
No Mans Sky
Ratched and Clank (sealed)
The Last of Us
The Order 1886
The Order 1886
Titanfall 2 (sealed)
Tomb Raider
Werewolves Within (sealed)​
*PS3 *
Alice Madness Returns
Aliens vs Predator (sealed)
Bioshock 2 (C)
Black Ops 2 (disc only)
Borderlands 2 (steel case)
Brutal Legend
Call of Duty 4
Call of Duty Black Ops
Call of Duty Black Ops
Call of Duty Black Ops 2
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
Call of Duty World at War
Castlevania Lords of Shadows Limited Edition
Crysis 3
Dante's Inferno (with sleeve)
Dead Island
Demons Souls
DMC Devil May Cry
Duke Nukem Forever
Escape from Dead Island
Farcry 3
Final Fantasy XIII
Final Night Champion
God of War 3
God of War Ascension
God of War Collection
Gran Turismo 5 Prologue (no manual)
Grand Theft Auto IV
Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
Guitar Hero 5
Guitar Hero: Metallica
Hellboy Science of Evil
LA Noire
Little Big Planet
Madden 11
Madden NFL 10
Madden NFL 25 Anniversary Edition
Mass Effect 2
Masters Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12
Mortal Kombat
NBA 2k13
NCAA Football 13
NHL 11
NHL 12 (case only)
NHL 2k7
Portal 2
Rayman Origins
Red Dead Redemption
Resident Evil 5
Resistance 2
Resistance 3
Resistance: Fall of Man
Southpark Stick of Truth
Sports Champions
The Darkness
The Darkness 2
The Last of Us Survival Edition
The Shoot
The Witch and the Hundred Knight
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 09
Time Crisis 4 Guncon 3
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception
Untold Legends Dark Kingdom
Valkyria Chronicles (B)
X Blades
XCOM Enemy Unkown (C) (no manual)
You Don't Know Jack​
*PS2 *
8MB Memory Card Black
Aqua Aqua
Battlefront 2 (disc only)
Car (rental no manual, not worth it)
Cars Marter-National
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (no manual 3)
Conflict Desert Storm GH (4)
Crash Bandicoot Wrath of Cortex
Dead to Rights
Deer Hunter
Devil May Cry
Devil May Cry 2
Dirge of Ceberus
Dragon Quest VIII (no manual)
Final Fantasy X-2
Final Night Round 3 (case only)
Ghost Rider (3)
God of War
Gran Turismo 4 (no disc)
Grand Theft Auto 3 (4)
Grand Theft Auto Vice City (3)
Guitar Hero
Guitar Hero 3 (no manual)
Jade Cocoon 2 (no manual) (4) (D)
Jak and Daxter
Jet Li Rise to Honor (no disc)
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts 2
Knockout Kings 2002 (disc only)
Le Mans 24 Hours
LEGO Batman (4)
Madden 07
Madden 11 (not original case?)
Madden 12
Madden 2003
Max Payne (no manual)
Metal Arms Glitch in the System
Metal Gear Solid 2
Metal Gear Solid 2
Mortal Kombat Armadeddon
NBA Live 07
NCAA 06 March Madness
Need For Speed Most Wanted (disc only 2)
Need for Speed Underground (2) (D)
NHL 2k10
Pac-Man World 2
Pipe Mania
Playstation 2 Online Start up Disc
Power Rangers Star Legends
Predator Pelican dongle
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones (3) (C)
Ratchet and Clank Going Commando (no manual)
Robots (4)
Romance of the Three Kingdoms VII (no manual) (1)
Shrek 2 (4)
Sonic Heroes (no manual 4,C)
Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy
Splinter Cell Double Agent
Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom
SSX Tricky (4) (D)
Strawberry Shortcake Sweet Dreams Game (dont ask)
Street Fighter Anniversary Collection
Street Racing Syndicate
Super Monkey Ball Deluxe
Tak and the Power of Juju (4)
Tak and the Power of Juju (disc only)
Tekken 4 (GH)
The Getaway (no manual 3)
The Incredible Hulk (rental C,3)
Tony Hawks Pro Skater (B)
True Crime
Wheel of Fortune
X-men Legends 2 (B)
Zone of the Enders
Zone of the Enders The 2nd Runner​
1 Playstation system
1 Playstation system with RCA outs (needs spindle)
1 PSLCD screen
1 PSOne
1 PSOne (missing spindle)
1 PSOne (needs laser assembly)
2 xtreme (disc only)
Air Combat (C)
Battle Area Toshinden (disc only)
Chicken Run (manual only)
Chrono Chross (manual only)
Colony Wars (no manual) (C)
Crash Bandicoot (no manual, orange disc)
Crash Bandicoot 2 (disc only)
Crash Bash GH
Croc (disc only)
Dead Ball Zone (disc and manual)
Die Hard Trilogy 2 (disc only)
Digimon World 2
Dino Crisis
Drive 2 (manual only)
Driver (disc only)
Driver (disc only)
Einhander (disc only)
Fighter Maker (manual only)
Gran Turismo (manual only)
Harry Potter and the Socerers Stone
Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets (disc only)
Jade Cocoon (4) (B)
Jeremy McGrath Super Cross 98 (no manual) (4) (C)
Legend of Dragoon (no manual, stickers on disc)
Legend of Legaia
Lunar Silver Star Story Complete (2 disc)
Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid (missing disc 1)
Mission: Impossible
Nascar Racing (C)
Need for Speed 3 Hot Pursuit (3) (C)
Need for Speed V Rally (no manul) (4) (E)
Oddword Abes Oddysee
Ogre Battle
Railroad Tycoon II
Rainbow Six Rogue Spear
Rampage World Tour (manual only)
Resident Evil (disc only)
Ridge Raver (tall box)
Soul Reaver (manual only)
Spec Ops Covert Assault (manual only)
Spec Ops Ranger Elite (disc only)
Spec Ops Stealth Patrol
Spec Ops Stealth Patrol
Spiderman (manual only)
Spyro (disc only)
Star Wars Demolition (no manual)
Story Studio Mulan (manual only)
Tekken 3
Tekken 3 (manual and disc only)
Test Drive 4 (case only no manual)
Test Drive 5
Test Drive Off-Road 2
The Emperors New Groove (disc only 3)
Tiger Woods 99 (disc and manual only)
Turbo Prop Racing
Twisted Metal 4 (manual only ripped)
WWF Smack Down (disc only)​
1 silver PSP 3001 Persona 4 Golden
Little Big Planet (broken shell disc only) Uncharted (cart only)
Michael Jackson The Experience (broken shell) (B) Unit 13 (cart only)
Midnight Club 3 DUB Edition (rough broken shell disc only) Little Big Planet
Mod Nation Racers (broken shell)
NBA 2k11 (B)
Need for Speed: Most Wanted 5.1.0
Sonic Rivals Greatest Hits (case only)
Spiderman 2 (game only)
Star Wars Force Unleashed (disc only broken shell)
The Incredibles movie
*Xbox *
Amped (2) (C) no manual
Bicycle Casino (4) (E)
Black (2)
Burnout 2 Point of Impact
Cabelas Big Game Hunter 2005 (3) (B) no manual
Conflict Desert Storm (disc only)
Counter Strike (no disc)
Crash Team Racing (3) (B)
DDR Ultramix 3
Destory All Humans 2 (disc only) (2)
Destroy All Humans (no disc)
Doom 3
Doom 3 Limited Edition steel case
Fable: The Lost Chapters
Fuzion Frenzy (disc only)
Ghost Recon
Ghost Recon (4) (B)
Ghost Recon (disc only)
Ghost Recon Limited Special Edition
Ghost Recon Limited Special Edition (4) (D)
Hitman Blood Money (2)
Madden 2005 (4) (C)
Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects
Mech Assault (4) (C) (no manual)
Midnight Club 2 (4) no manual
Midnight Club 3 (2) (D)
Mortal Kombat Deception (3) (C)
Narnia no disc
NBA Inside Drive 2004 (no manual)
Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2
Need for Speed Underground (4) (D)
Need for Speed Underground (4) (D)
Ninja Gaiden Black (B) no disc
Painkiller Hell Wars
Pro Cast
Rainbox Six 3 (disc only)
Read Dead Revolver (4) (C) no manual
Splinter Cell Chaos Theory (4) (C)
Splinter Cell Chaos Theory w/ bonus dvd (discs only)
Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow (4) (B)
Star Wars Battlefront (disc only)
Test Drive (C)
Tomb Raider Legend
Tony Hawks Underground 2 (4) (C) no manual
Unreal Championship
World Series of Poker
Wreckless The Yakuza Missions (4) (C) no manual
Wreckless The Yakuza Missions case only
Xbox 360
Big Bumpin (sealed)
Borderlands 2 (sticker around ring)
Cabela Survival Shadows of Katmai complete in box
Diablo 3
DJ Hero
DJ Hero 2 Complete in box
Fallout New Vegas (C)
Halo Wars Platinum Hits
Kinect Adventures
Left 4 Dead 2 (4) (B)
Metal Gear Rising
Rage (w/ sleeve) (C)​
Bionic Commando (label damage)
Mickey Mousecapade|
Millipede CIB|
NES Open|
The Black Bass CIB|
Gameboy, GBA
1 GBA AGS-001
1 GBC Atomic Purple
1 GBC Kiwi Green
4-1 Funpak Volume 2
Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong Land (3)
Double Dribble 5 on 5
F1 Race
Gameboy softcase
GBA Bionicle (1)
GBA Gremlins Stripe vs Gizmo
GBA Harry Potter Quidditch (3)
GBA Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories
GBA Pac-man Collection
GBA Spyro Season of Ice
GBA Worms World Party (2)
GBC Duke Nukem
GBC Legend of Zelda Oracle of Ages
GBC Rampage 2
GBC Super Mario Bros Deluxe
GBC Toy Story Racer
GBC WDL Thunder Tanks
GBC X-Men Wolverines Rage
Kirbys Dream Land
Ms. Pac-man
Pokemon soft case
Pokemon Yellow (label damage)
Shrek Fairy Tales Freakdown
Space Invaders
Tetris Attack
Tom and Jerry Frantic Antics
Toy Story 2 (4)​
1 Killer Instinct Super NES Set in Box (Walmart Exclusives)
1 SNES Classic NIB (hard trade)
Clayfighter manual
Donkey Kong Country 2 (B) with manual
Donkey Kong Country 3 Guide Brady Games
Donkey Kong Country 3 with manual
Donkey Kong Country with manual
Final Fantasy III
Game Genie (CiB)
Jim Power: The Lost Dimension in 3-D
John Madden Football
Killer Instinct (NiB with protective case)
Legend of Zelda Link to the Past with manual
NBA Jam Guide Brady Games
NBA Jam with manual
NBA Showdown
NBA Showdown (intials metled into cart)
NFL Quarterback Club (sticker on back)
Phalanx manual
SN Pro Pad with box
Super Mario All Stars with manual
Super Mario Kart with manual
Super Mario RPG
Super Mario World (broken tab in cart) with manual
Super Metroid
Super Star Wars (PC)
Toy Story manual
WWF Super Wrestlemania with manual​
N64 Gamecube
Banjo Kazooie Luigis Mansion
Controller Pak Resident Evil
Donkey Kong 64 Resident Evil Zero
Jumper Pak
Killer Instinct Gold (4)
Mario Tennis
Memory card
Star Fox 64
Transfer Pak
Transfer Pak
TremorPak Plus
Turok Rage Wars
Virtual Boy
.system for parts
Mario Tennis (and manual)
Red Alarm (no manual, stickers on cart, C)
Teleroboxer (sealed, C)
Wario Land (D)
*Wii *
. Wii System
.wii motes, steering wheels etc
Epic Mickey
Final Fantasy Cystal Bearers
Harvest Moon Tree of Tranquility (3)
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games (disc only) (2)
Mario Kart Wii (no manual 4B)
New Super Mario Bros Wii (B)
Rayman Origins (no manual)
Skate it (disc only)
Sonic and the Secret Rings (disc only)
Star Wars Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels (no manual)
Star Wars Clone Wars: Republic Heroes (B)
Star Wars Force Unleashed II
The Last Story
The Simpsons Game (4) (C)
uDraw Studio w/ Tablet (4-D)
Wii Sports (3) (B)
Wii Sports (case only) (D)
Wii sports accessories
Wii Sports Resort (disc only) (3)​
Sega Genesis
.Sega Genesis 2 Console
.various controllers
Batman Forever (4)
Bill Walsh College Football
FIFA Soccer 95 (no manual)
Golden Axe (case no cover art, no manual)
Goofys Hysterical History Tour (sticker on label)
Judge Dredd
Jurassic Park
LaRussa Baseball
Madden NFL 97
Mario Andretti Racing
Might Morphin Power Rangers (1)
Ms. Pac-Man
NHL 96 (3)
Ranger X
Rastan Saga II (no manual)
Spider-Man & Venom: Maximum Carnage (4)
Sports Talk Football 93 Joe Montana
The Lion King (4)
WWF Super Wrestlemania (4)​
Game Gear
1 system for parts
4 systems to be repaired
Chakan (with manual)
Cheese Cat-Astrophe Starring Speedy Gonzales
Five in One Fun Pak
Majors Pro Baseball
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
NBA Action
NFL QB Club 96
Olympic Gold
Poker Face Paul's Solitaire
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Super Battletank
Taz Escape from Mars
Terminator 2
World Series Baseball
World Series Baseball 95
Wrestlemanina Steel Cage
Joe Montana Football
Jurassic Park​
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Bars with outdoor seating in the south?

Hi guys! Just moved South and not super familiar with the area (westgate and william cannon). I was looking for a bapub/restaurant with outdoor seating. I've been to the south congress/south Lamar area and also to moontower. Anyone familiar with any hidden gems in the area? Thanks!
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Master list of Live Oak Hefeweizen in Austin restaurants, bars and cafes?

Edit 2/26: The map is almost ready! Just need to add listings from Taplister and UnTappd. You can see it HERE.
Edit 1/19: Thank you for all the additional submissions! I'm working on creating the map now. For now, if you're a fellow LO Hefe fan and found this post and have a location to contribute, please post it.
Edit 1/17: Updated more responses. Some very surprising ones. I'll give it a couple of more days before creating the master Google Map.
Edit comment: Interesting that over 40 people are willing to help out and contribute with places, yet many are downvoting the post as if it's some sort of negative pursuit. Sigh.
Have you ever loved something so much you would do anything?
Well, I love Live Oak Hefeweizen so I'm committed to creating a master list and map of all locations that have it in Austin and obviously need help. I know there must be thousands of fellow hefe lovers out there who would enjoy it.
This post is from 4 years ago so it's likely outdated. I'm adding all responses from it anyway and will depend on everyone to tell me if I should remove it.
Where else??
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Does anyone know anything about the big grey bus with the blacked out windows that is always parked at Southpark Meadows?

Near Jason's Deli.
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Episode Discussion | Drew And Mike – September 21, 2017

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[Table] I am a security officer at a Casino, AMA!

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Date: 2014-03-29
Link to submission (Has self-text)
Questions Answers
Whats the most of amount of cash you've seen at one time? Ever tempted? Whenever I go into the main vault, there is anywhere from 5-20 million dollars in there.
Never tempted really.
35 minutes and 1 answer... Sorry broski.
What's the worst thing you've seen in a casino? A woman that thought it was lucky to shit her pants before going on the slot machines, multiple times , and she wasn't the least bit ashamed...
Maybe she also played craps? edit edit holy skidmark, this escalated quicker than I could down that bottle of laxatives Bad dum
I play poker 2 or 3 times a week at a casino. I've heard horror stories of people being followed to their cars after cashing out big stacks of chips from other players, and it's always something that's in the back of my mind when I leave the casino. Guys watching you from in between machines. Or following you from 20-40 feet back. Or you find yourself running into the same people over and over.
What are things to look out for when leaving the casino with a lot of cash that people might not think about? But seriously, get security to walk you out, were most likely bored and could use something to do anyway.
I'm glad you mentioned that security is available to escort people out. But I can't remember ever self-parking in Vegas. Yea, good point, out casino doesn't even have valet
If you tell the cashier you'll throw a guard 100 bucks to walk you to your car after hitting a jackpot they'll drop what they're doing. To bad i would be fired for getting tips.
How long does it typically take for security to respond to an incident in a casino? In my casino, everything is within a 120 second running distance, not including the parking lot.
If certain codes are called, we are supposed to full out run to the area in the call. Usually multiple guards are at the area within 10 seconds.
What sort of issue would call for a full out running response? Fights, fires, medical emergencies.
Any chance that there would be areas lacking in guards when they are called to move to an area like that? Sometimes guards group up and talks or get called away on calls, so yea, some areas are without guards for short periods of time.
But were just a radio call away.
Are you trained for medical emergencies? Yes.
Theft? Someone stealing all the black chips at a table? Yes, that as well.
Public coitus, in front of The Wizard of Oz: Ruby Slippers slot machine? In front of the willy Wonka machine.
EMT or just First RespondeFirst Aid? First Responders.
How'd you get the job? any intense training involved??? Had some self defence/anti-gun/knife training, same thing police get. Other than that, criminal record check and 3 separate interviews.
Out of interest how big are you? Been thinking of getting into security. I'm 6'3" and just under 250lbs but not fat except a slight belly but always feel small next to other security guys. I suppose that is just psychological on my part. Im fat bro, 5 '10, 270 lbs. I carry it well though, so I look formidable at least. I think you would do fine.
Do you have any part of looking out for people counting cards or trying to swing the betting? If so, how do you catch them and what do you do? Dealers and pit bosses have more training in that than I do, but i still receive some. So i hang around tables for a bit seeing if i can see the patterns. I also try and track people who throw down a lot of money in a short amount of time, money laundering etc.
What are the most effective casino game(s) to play in order to launder money? Slots, they are watched the least.
Actually, this is not true. I am a IT architect for a major casino company and we have software that monitors and flags trends that money launderes have been known to do. Cool, and now I know.
Somebody is crying at a slot machine. You approach them and they say "I lost spent my last $100 dollars and now I can't afford groceries or rent." What do you do? Tell them they are an adult and should have made better decisions with their money.
Do you get perks that come with a job at the casino? Perks? Hurm... I get to see the shows for free if im working during them, get to meet some D-list celebs. Working security, im not expected to be nice and cheery all dat. Thats always nice.
I actually really like corner gas. ID love to meet them. They were good, down to earth people :)
Well they are still Canadian Television stars, I can't imagine that type of fame is really enough to make them all that removed from the average person's lifestyle. True true.
Do you know what the most a dealer has been tipped where you have worked? Person got suited triple 7s on blackjack table, won 50k, gave the dealer 5k.
Ever meet the owners? How are they? They are nice people, in appearance, but being so filthy rich makes them disconnected from their 30K a year employees.
Also, all that CCTV footage of every single square inch of the casino floor and hotel must take up a lot of memory... How long do you hold onto it? And memory? I have been in the main IT room before, the memory tower is about 6 feet tall, and 1.5 feet wide on all 4 sides. Looks like a computer tower but way bigger.
I once got into a fight at a las vegas casino over a guy who tried to rob me. After the cops came, I was let go because "the other guy didnt want to press charges". Before the cops left I was advised by the hotel that I was banned from the property and then issued a trespass warning by the police before i had by picture taken by some cool looking 3d camera, and then unceremoniously shoved out a back door into the 7am vegas daybreak with no sunglasses and told "good luck, your friends can collect your stuff from your room" My question is (and i think i know the answer)... are these bans for life? For first time offences, not usually, they usually start if with a 3 month ban and move up from there, with lifetime bans occurring about 4 steps down the line.
So it's pretty much like WoW bans then. Correct.
TIL some casino security guards possibly play WoW and knows the banning rules in the virtual world. They're human after all! Im playing the new southpark game now, but ive dabbled in wow.
Ever catch anyone having sex in public? In their cars outside the casino, yes.
Have you fallen asleep? Once, on a grave shift, for 5 mins. Didnt get caught!
How many times do people try to cheat and get caught? Ive been working at the same place for about 6 months, ive personally witnessed around a dozen people get busted in my 40/hour a week window.
Sometimes its hard to prove, but we usually catch them pretty quicky, as surveillance, security, and the dealers all have specific training
How many people do you think you may not be catching? Would someone with inside knowledge be able to circumvent security? I bet we are missing half of all cheaters.
And yes.
Let's say I just left the casino with a few grand of winnings and I get mugged on my way to the parking lot or in the parking lot. Would the casino security assist me, beat down the perp, return the money, or is it in the police hands at that point? Where is that particular line drawn? We would do everything in our power to apprehend the perp, but if he gets away, its the police
Slots.. I've always wondered can they really be 'tightened' on the weekends or during certain hours? I've heard people say slots are 'tight' in casinos but 'loose' on cruise ships. I know you're security but maybe you know- is this a thing? Its a myth, the programming is set by the programmer where the machines are built, the casinos have no way to "tighten" or "loosen" the machines.
They run off a random number generator that is highly illegal to tamper with.
LOL no worries ... I was just at my old property a couple days ago (I am a slot machine vendor tech now) and two former security guys are now slot techs. A barback and a shipping receiving guy both are also on the slot projects team. So maybe one day you'll get there if it appeals to you! Totally, I would have to start at the bottom as part time again, but im looking for a way into either live games or slots.
Whats the most youve seen heard of someone losing over one night? Roulette, around $50k. Thats the most ive witnessed.
You must work in Oklahoma. In Philly, I watched a guy lose $50k in two shoes of blackjack. In Vegas people lose far more than that. Nope, worse, Canada.
What are you trained to do? I call surveillance, they roll the cameras back to see if you did MJ on site (in your car etc), if you did, we serve you a year long ban card.
What do you actually do? If you didn't, surveillance would watch you until you leave the premises, and if they seen you use or sell the drug, we would approach.
What are you trained to do? I do what i am trained to, im that guy.
What rules are there about denying guests entry to the casino? Of course probably loud and overly-rambunctious people are probably denied, but what about chronic gamblers, similar to how a bar will kick out drunk people? We kick out people who are intoxicated, high, underage, or have been previously banned.
We do keep an eye out for habitual gamblers and offer them some help, but its not strongly enforced.
What are the vault codes? u know, for educational purposes. The password is password.
I'm a security guard, just a contracted one that goes to multiple sites, and one of our sites seriously has an alarm code of 1234. Fuck, Fort Knox up in there...
What weapons are you carrying at all times? What's the worst way you be had to use your weapons? Handcuffs and a radio, thats all.
I used handcuffs a handful of times. But i usually just use take downs, pressure points, and holds to subdue people.
I work for one of the most successful casinos on the east coast as a valet. You guys wear these giant red jackets so we (valets) call you guys the red coats. We generally objectify all other departments though, because we are separated outside, ourselves. How do you guys feel about the other departments? We wear black blazers.
Food and beverage people are drama factories, slot people are prudes, matience people are generally pretty chill, and security people sleep around and are chill.
Those are the general stereotypes
You forgot table games... the prima donnas of the casino. Oh Geeez, how could I forget!?
Is this a tippable situation, and if so how much? At some casinos yes, at most, no. 1% of winnings seems to be the norm.
Win 30k? Tip $300.
At my casino anyhow.
Have you seen any ocean's 11-esque stuff happening? Not anywhere close, a few people counting cards is the closest ive gotten
Remember, the good ones don't get caught. Yepp.
How do you tell the difference between a genuine lucky streak and card counters? (assuming card counting works) Card counting works, and there is a very specific pattern of betting that occurs, we watch them for a couple hours , sometimes over multiple days to make sure the pattern is consistent and nit just luck.
What things to do you look for that tip you off that people might be cheating? I cant tell you specifics, but specific betting patterns, also any attempt to alter or mark cards/chips
Ever worry about lung cancer? All the time, doctor says i may as well be smoking with all the smoke i inhale.
I was at a casino last weekend, and the guards looked bored as fuck, how do you stay awake? On slow days? Just stay on your feet and keep walking, or go through the log program and memorize faces of banned people.
I'm confused, are people smoking in the casino or are you outside around it a lot? There is a seperated part of the casino blocked off by a kinda-air lock. So one smoke free, one smoke filled.
Ever broken anyone's hands with a hammer or taken some to the desert and made them dig their own grave? No.
So, I'm guessing you and Joe Pesci aren't friends. He is my favorite character actually.
I am a professional card counteadvantage player. Often if I feel my action is getting heat I keep an eye out for security guards standing directly behind me. When that happens I cash out immediately and leave to avoid barring. Is this necessary or if surveillance considers me a threat would they just have you give me the tap on the shoulder instead of lurking behind me? They dont approach unless absolutely sure, and security only watches until they have a hunch you are cheating, then they call surveillance and walk away, then the cameras eye is on you until you leave.
Thanks for the fast response. One more question if you don't mind- I have the right to refuse to produce my identification to surveillance or security but you have the right to escort me out... However you have the right to check my ID for legal gambling age purposes. If suspected of advantage play do they instruct security to check patrons' ID under the guise of age verification in order to have security relay to surveillance the patrons name so they can search their database of advantage players? I believe I have experienced this. We will ask questions under the guise of a underlying motive, yes.
And yes, we want you out of the casino if you are advantage playing, so it is win win for us, you dont show ID, we kick you out, you dont show ID, we have your name, then kick you out.
Be reminded, you are still in the database as "unknown" if you dont produce ID, with pictures and video showing what you look like
Thanks for the info. Any really unusual characteristics they teach you to look for when identifying advantage players? At my level of training, defensive body language when i get close, and them generally looking nervous/paranoid
Why would you be nervous when counting cards? You just made a shit ton of money and there's no risk of you getting into any legal or physical trouble. No clue, but some of them are.
Worst reaction of someone losing their money? Punching a machine and breaking a $3200.00 touch screen monitor
Has anyone ever done something so crazy that the casino had to make a new rule because of them? Hurm... ill think about this and get back to you.
Oceans eleven, possible? Eh, not really, that movie was based off of really old casinos, the new ones have better security measures.
What's the biggest, most creative cheating attempt you've ever seen? Are those grandiose heists you see in movies like Ocean's at least somewhat plausible? Nothing clever really. A guy was convincing senile old people that he knew what machine would pay out, and said they had to pay him half if he was right, no risk, all reward, thats about the cleverest ive seen
Casino worker fist bump! (shaking hands is a no-no) We shake hands, just gotta do the hand flip after.
Do you work for a tribal casino? If so, how do you feel about the preferential placement/treatment of tribal members as employees? Im white, but I dont really mind the preferential treatment, I have seen a lot of racism in my neck of the woods, seems fair they should have a place where they can get a leg up.
So what exactly do you do on a daily basis? Just stand and watch? Or do you walk around? Anything that goes in and out of the casino i supervise , money, contractors, stuff for the vending machine , im there.
When a machine has to be opened for matinence, im there to watch.
When a patron is breaking a rule, i enforce it.
Do you ever play anything in the casino you're security at? Are you allowed to? Not allowed, not allowed in any casino in the provence in fact unless i am working or have special permission
Why are you doing an AMA on mobile? Cuz im at work.
Working hard looking for those cheaters. On his mobile. Correct sir.
Why can't we take pictures in there? We tried to take a group picture in front of slot machines and were made to delete it. If you guys are watching that closely why can't you just use discretion? Its one of those Zero tolerance BS things, I dont agree with it, but i have to enforce it.
Have you had to deal with counterfeit chips recently? They seem to be all the rage in poker tournaments these days, especially since a well known e-commerce site actively has a Chinese vendor selling exact versions of WSOP and WPT chips. Also, do you use RFID? We use blacklights to check, and random some kinda signal that can be picked up, they have been very popular lately, and its really lame. Because they have to go through every chip in the casino when we find one, and I have to stand there and watch for the entire 3 hour process.
This questions kind of a stretch, but have you seen or heard about any crazy ass GTA San Andreas style casino heists? Not in my casino.
An easy way crooks get around this though is by hiring 15-20 people to play for them. I've seen shady looking pimps hand stacks of money to their "workers" and these players don't look any better either. We can catch that at times, a guy constantly handing out money, people playing, cashing out, and handing money back to them, we can sometimes pick up on that.
(Hope you don't mind me adding to your thread, I feel like this is Vacuum repair guy all over again) We had a woman who was having a heart attack and as we were assisting her, another woman reached into the victim's purse and removed an envelope containing about $300. Humanity at its finest. By all means lol, im feeling overwhelmed. Message me for location.
Truth: Link to Source: I too work in casino security. Can confirm, I love that podium.
It's not a podium. It's supposed to be a safe that contains monies, but it really has a little Chinese dude in it that will open the large vault from the inside when they put the safe in there. Ahhh, on mobile, the little pic looked like a podium lol.
Pride and that warm fuzzy feeling of knowing that people like you. Also bragging rights. Sweeet!
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